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The 25 Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

The 25 Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999


1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say


2. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies


3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case


5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead


12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told


13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death


14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree


16. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


17. War Dims Hope for Peace


18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While


19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge


21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space


23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


24. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter


25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 

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